Up coming vita games

The Japan releases look the most interesting.

Fantastic, I don't have enough space for any of this D: Time to power thru Gravity Rush and Uncharted!

Toukiden = Cool but still a poor man's Monster Hunter
Sorcery Saga = eh, top down blandness
Ragnarok Odyssey Ace = could be cool if it's not as bad as the previous one
Demon Gaze = fuck that
Borderlands 2 = a very late port but still, a game that's taking advantage of the Vita's power so good
Hyperdimension Neptunia = fuck that
Danganropa = wtf is this shit
Gravity Rush 2 = fuck that
Deception IV = looks interesting
Final Fantasy X/X2 = Nice! A port but still great games to have on the go
God of War collection = Nice! port but still cool
Dragon Ball Z = does anyone even play these games?
Football Manager = No.
Legend of Heroes = Cool!
Conception II = no.
Hatsune Miku = LOLNO maybe Cerna will like it though
Destiny of Spirits = lolno
Rogue Legacy = so-so
Murasaki Baby = uuughhhh
Terraria = who even gives a shit anymore?
Big Fest on the Metal Simulation = No clue, but looks interesting. Metal fests are cool...
La Mulana = fuck no
Helldivers = NO
Dustforce = NO NO NO
Metrico = NOPE
Shantae = FFS NO FUCKING NO
Frozan Synapse =DONT YOU GET THE PICTURE? FUCK OFF NO!
TXK = OH MY LORD IM GOING TO SHOOT MYSELF IF THIS CONTINUES
Minecraft =AAAHAHHHHH MAKE IT STOP PLEASE THIS IS HURTING MY HEAD AND MAKING ME REGRET THE VITA...OH GOD PLEASE LET THE GAME BELOW BE A NON-INDIE, NON-PORT RETAIL EXCLUSIVE GAME...

The Binding of Isaac ...

AAARRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Nitpicking the Vita library even though it objectively blows the 3DS's out of the water.

Jack the Spectre wrote:

Nitpicking the Vita library even though it objectively blows the 3DS's out of the water.

Even though this is a troll, there is not a lot currently announced for 3DS.

There is

Cult Country, a silent hill inspired FPS
Super Mario Bros 3
Mario Golf World Tour
Super Smash Bros
Yoshi's Island
Monster Hunter 4

and loads of Game Gear games and downloadable stuff -_-

That's all I can recall....

Jack the Spectre wrote:

Nitpicking the Vita library even though it objectively blows the 3DS's out of the water.

Silly Jack. 3DS, games wise, blows PS Vita out of the fucking water. I know you're just trolling, but still.

Ouch! The jew just got Duked.

Duke knows what's going on but he still can't resist the venom from my Jew fangs (which, thankfully, they let you keep even after you leave Judaism).

Sawed-Off_Orc wrote:

Toukiden = Cool but still a poor man's Monster Hunter
Sorcery Saga = eh, top down blandness
Ragnarok Odyssey Ace = could be cool if it's not as bad as the previous one
Demon Gaze = fuck that
Borderlands 2 = a very late port but still, a game that's taking advantage of the Vita's power so good
Hyperdimension Neptunia = fuck that
Danganropa = wtf is this shit
Gravity Rush 2 = fuck that
Deception IV = looks interesting
Final Fantasy X/X2 = Nice! A port but still great games to have on the go
God of War collection = Nice! port but still cool
Dragon Ball Z = does anyone even play these games?
Football Manager = No.
Legend of Heroes = Cool!
Conception II = no.
Hatsune Miku = LOLNO maybe Cerna will like it though
Destiny of Spirits = lolno
Rogue Legacy = so-so
Murasaki Baby = uuughhhh
Terraria = who even gives a shit anymore?
Big Fest on the Metal Simulation = No clue, but looks interesting. Metal fests are cool...
La Mulana = fuck no
Helldivers = NO
Dustforce = NO NO NO
Metrico = NOPE
Shantae = FFS NO FUCKING NO
Frozan Synapse =DONT YOU GET THE PICTURE? FUCK OFF NO!
TXK = OH MY LORD IM GOING TO SHOOT MYSELF IF THIS CONTINUES
Minecraft =AAAHAHHHHH MAKE IT STOP PLEASE THIS IS HURTING MY HEAD AND MAKING ME REGRET THE VITA...OH GOD PLEASE LET THE GAME BELOW BE A NON-INDIE, NON-PORT RETAIL EXCLUSIVE GAME...

The Binding of Isaac ...

AAARRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

How many of those games have you actually looked into?


Also, Soul Sacrifice Delta is a march release. Not a sequel, but so far it looks like a significant improvement over the original. I'm pre-ordering it after Christmas.

Looked into any one that actually acts up to date with the times.

He didn't look into any. It's how he preserves this sad illusion of 3DS dominance.