Shit game comparisons by critics

I hate it when critics compare all games they are reviewing to some that bear no resemblance to them.

Eg i just read

“Bound by Flame is like Mass Effect set in a Medieval fantasy world”
GAMESRADAR

WHAT THE FUCK? The game is NOTHING like Mass Effect. It's like The Witcher with elements of Dragon Age. Jesus christ. It's always either; call of duty, skyrim or mass effect.
COMPARE IT TO SOMETHING MORE SIMILAR

Cunts.

"It's like Skyrim with guns"

Archduke wrote:

"It's like Skyrim with guns"  

Oh yeah, I read that somewhere. Which game was the comparison to again?

Archduke wrote:

"It's like Skyrim with guns"  

Oh Adam.

The game was Far Cry 3.

Archduke wrote:

"It's like Skyrim with guns"  

I think I might cry.
Skyrim? really? so you can shoot dragons with guns? No? Err you can join a dark brotherhood and shoot the people inside? No? Err you can explore castles and things with your guns? No? You can explore a fantasy medieval world with guns then? No?
THEN WHERE IS THE FUCKING COMPARISON.

Oh yeah.

Open world.

That's literally where it starts and ends.

EDIT: Even Fallout would be a better comparison. Because that actually has guns. And even then it's a shit comparison! RPG =/= first person shooter action game