It was only a matter of time...

http://www.dewanddoritos.com/

At first I was like :lolguy: now I'm like :areyoufuckingk

http://www.pepsico.com/PressRelease/Mountain-Dew-and-Doritos-Brands-Will-Offer-THOUSANDS-of-Microsoft-Xbox-One-Syste06102013.html

:wat:

I will buy it just for the lulz.

^^^

dont you dare give some to your friends.

Xbox brand doritos requires you to scan your face via a microsoft tablet (sold separately), then activate the code that came with doritos, which will then activate the bag to open for 30 minutes. during that time you will need to be in front of a microsoft tablet, and keep your face and the doritos visible to the camera at all times. if at any time the doritos bag leaves the view of the tablet your doritos will disintegrate. upon grabbing A dorito, you will have a total of 5 seconds to insert said dorito into your mouth. if the dorito is not inserted in said time, said dorito will disintegrate. repeat offenses will make all of your doritos disintegrate.  

similar process for Xbox brand dew.

Who knew there would be a science to eating chips. O.O