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Orc
Post-Game Enemy
Stature : 173
England
Playing : Pokemon Omega Ruby
 |  Subject: Why Bioware? Why?!  Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:46 pm | |
| Jesus christ. I've already heard so much bad stuff about Mass Effect 3 so I was already very having trouble persuading myself to get my hands on it, despite loving the previous games. But I just discovered now that contrary to everyones hopeful expectations...there is NO way to romance garrus as male Shep. Seriously WHAT DA FUCK?! There are just two men I can romance as male shep which are Cortez and Kaiden. None of which I'm that bothered about. I'm really disappointed, especially when they almost included gay romance with Garrus on ME2 (see "I'm not screwing garrus"). Well it sucks big time. Now I have even less reason to get the game  | |
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The Enkindler
Endgame Boss
Stature : 86
Greece
Playing : Plenty of games, and I can't count them.
| | Subject: Re: Why Bioware? Why?! Fri Apr 06, 2012 6:03 pm | |
| A male Human and a male Turian?
EWWWWW! | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Why Bioware? Why?! Fri Apr 06, 2012 6:04 pm | |
| > Expected a rant about the mass effect 3 ending
> Instead get a rant on how he can't bone a male alien |
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Orc
Post-Game Enemy
Stature : 173
England
Playing : Pokemon Omega Ruby
| | Subject: Re: Why Bioware? Why?! Fri Apr 06, 2012 6:17 pm | |
| But I love Garrus | |
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Chobo
The Judge
Stature : 88
| | Subject: Re: Why Bioware? Why?! Fri Apr 06, 2012 7:32 pm | |
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The Enkindler
Endgame Boss
Stature : 86
Greece
Playing : Plenty of games, and I can't count them.
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Chobo
The Judge
Stature : 88
| | Subject: Re: Why Bioware? Why?! Fri Apr 06, 2012 7:53 pm | |
| - Sheogorath wrote:
- Chobo wrote:
- Be a Female then.
But he is not a female.  Be Fem Shep then. | |
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CleverCatchPhrase
Sub-Boss
Stature : 40
| | Subject: Re: Why Bioware? Why?! Sun Apr 08, 2012 10:44 am | |
| I thought they said there was going to be MORE gay sex in ME3?!? | |
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Hydell
Boss Spawn
Stature : 179
From Hell
Playing : Resistance 3, Deus Ex, Max Payne 3, Uncharted 3
| | Subject: Re: Why Bioware? Why?! Sun Apr 08, 2012 1:13 pm | |
| Just Rule 34 it then. Problem solved. | |
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Orc
Post-Game Enemy
Stature : 173
England
Playing : Pokemon Omega Ruby
| | Subject: Re: Why Bioware? Why?! Sun Apr 08, 2012 4:01 pm | |
| I was actually joking but nevermind people  That being said Garrus would be the one I'd be most likely to fuck given the option. | |
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Quitelikeican
Non-Valued Member
Stature : 0
Closed Space
| | Subject: Re: Why Bioware? Why?! Fri Jul 06, 2012 10:35 am | |
| Gay sex? Dude I'd just get female Shep to sex Miranda if I could. XD | |
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