Epic Question.

How come game designers don't get to touch as much boobs as film directors?

Oliver Stone is all "zOMg s0 m@ny b00b5!"

Cliff Blizinski is all "....".

Seriously. Serious question. Swear.

Alright then..?
Umm, maybe cause video game designers are n3rds.

This is retarded...

TheJubJub5721 wrote:

This is retarded...

Please explain.

You know this is a good question. I wanna hear(?) people's opinions on this.

Pickles1337 wrote:

TheJubJub5721 wrote:

This is retarded...

Please explain.

You know this is a good question. I wanna hear(?) people's opinions on this.

No, its raelly not good question...

TheJubJub5721 wrote:

Pickles1337 wrote:

TheJubJub5721 wrote:

This is retarded...

Please explain.

You know this is a good question. I wanna hear(?) people's opinions on this.

No, its raelly not good question...

I agree. It's a shocker of a question

Lord Epzaos wrote:

Thats because they are married.

Didn't stop the members of Led Zeppelin.

Seriously, in every other medium if you get famous you'll get piles of cocaine and women.

Why not with game designers?

Pickles1337 wrote:

Lord Epzaos wrote:

Thats because they are married.

Didn't stop the members of Led Zeppelin.

Seriously, in every other medium if you get famous you'll get piles of cocaine and women.

Why not with game designers?

Because game designers aren't rich, typically.

It's a shame because they actually have talent and need to work hard unlike those other rich fucks. Led Zeppelin = A bunch of thieving bastards. Same with other people like H.G. Wells. Not just musicians or film directors. He's a fucking hack.

Ummmmmm...IDK.

First of all, don't even compare Oliver Stone and Cliff Bleszinski. There's just no comparison. Wall Street is one of the best films ever made. Anywho, I suppose it's because the video game industry isn't as big in the mainstream media as film is.

BlackStigma wrote:

It's a shame because they actually have talent and need to work hard unlike those other rich fucks. Led Zeppelin = A bunch of thieving bastards. Same with other people like H.G. Wells. Not just musicians or film directors. He's a fucking hack.

Right, because writing songs and learning instruments isn't hard work and doesn't require talent. Neither does writing one of the greatest science fiction novels of all time.

Everyone's got the wrong end of the stick!
Isn't it obvious?
THEY BE GHEY!!!!!!!!

If only Stanley Kubrick made videogames back in the day.

TRF wrote:

First of all, don't even compare Oliver Stone and Cliff Bleszinski. There's just no comparison. Wall Street is one of the best films ever made. Anywho, I suppose it's because the video game industry isn't as big in the mainstream media as film is.

BlackStigma wrote:

It's a shame because they actually have talent and need to work hard unlike those other rich fucks. Led Zeppelin = A bunch of thieving bastards. Same with other people like H.G. Wells. Not just musicians or film directors. He's a fucking hack.

Right, because writing songs and learning instruments isn't hard work and doesn't require talent. Neither does writing one of the greatest science fiction novels of all time.

Wasn't that kind of comparison. They're both famous in their media. Although I do get your point. Maybe James Cameron would be a better fit. Or Micheal Bay.

I think it's because today's games don't really appeal to anyone else besides the sweaty frag head.

We should get more games like Heavy Rain. Chicks(and me) dig mystery. It'd be a good start except, you know, actually make it a game.

TRF wrote:

First of all, don't even compare Oliver Stone and Cliff Bleszinski. There's just no comparison. Wall Street is one of the best films ever made. Anywho, I suppose it's because the video game industry isn't as big in the mainstream media as film is.

BlackStigma wrote:

It's a shame because they actually have talent and need to work hard unlike those other rich fucks. Led Zeppelin = A bunch of thieving bastards. Same with other people like H.G. Wells. Not just musicians or film directors. He's a fucking hack.

Right, because writing songs and learning instruments isn't hard work and doesn't require talent. Neither does writing one of the greatest science fiction novels of all time.

Led Zeppelin STOLE songs
http://www.cracked.com/article_18500_the-5-most-famous-musicians-who-are-thieving-bastards.html
H.G. Wells' masterpiece? He PLAGIARIZED it.
http://www.cracked.com/article_17198_5-great-men-who-built-their-careers-plagiarism_p2.html
They don't have any talent.

BlackStigma wrote:

TRF wrote:

First of all, don't even compare Oliver Stone and Cliff Bleszinski. There's just no comparison. Wall Street is one of the best films ever made. Anywho, I suppose it's because the video game industry isn't as big in the mainstream media as film is.

BlackStigma wrote:

It's a shame because they actually have talent and need to work hard unlike those other rich fucks. Led Zeppelin = A bunch of thieving bastards. Same with other people like H.G. Wells. Not just musicians or film directors. He's a fucking hack.

Right, because writing songs and learning instruments isn't hard work and doesn't require talent. Neither does writing one of the greatest science fiction novels of all time.

Led Zeppelin STOLE songs
http://www.cracked.com/article_18500_the-5-most-famous-musicians-who-are-thieving-bastards.html
H.G. Wells' masterpiece? He PLAGIARIZED it.
http://www.cracked.com/article_17198_5-great-men-who-built-their-careers-plagiarism_p2.html
They don't have any talent.

Praise Cracked.com

BlackStigma wrote:

TRF wrote:

First of all, don't even compare Oliver Stone and Cliff Bleszinski. There's just no comparison. Wall Street is one of the best films ever made. Anywho, I suppose it's because the video game industry isn't as big in the mainstream media as film is.

BlackStigma wrote:

It's a shame because they actually have talent and need to work hard unlike those other rich fucks. Led Zeppelin = A bunch of thieving bastards. Same with other people like H.G. Wells. Not just musicians or film directors. He's a fucking hack.

Right, because writing songs and learning instruments isn't hard work and doesn't require talent. Neither does writing one of the greatest science fiction novels of all time.

Led Zeppelin STOLE songs
http://www.cracked.com/article_18500_the-5-most-famous-musicians-who-are-thieving-bastards.html
H.G. Wells' masterpiece? He PLAGIARIZED it.
http://www.cracked.com/article_17198_5-great-men-who-built-their-careers-plagiarism_p2.html
They don't have any talent.

Led Zeppelin may have taken some songs from other bands, but they took them and made them theirs. Was it wrong to not give credit where credit was due? Yeah, probably, but that doesn't change the fact that they're talented musicians. As for H.G. Wells's masterpiece, he has written many a book, and I would imagine that a majority of them were written by him. Again, it was wrong to plagiarize, but that doesn't take away the quality of all of his other writings.

Led Zeppelin is a talented band and H.G. Wells is a talented writer.

I remember reading that Led Zeppelin had an underage groupie backstage that was giving them blowjobs.

What's that all about?

:scratch:

EDIT: Holy shit, I'm gonna write an article for Cracked about that.