My Exciting Night in PlayStation Home

This is the first picture I took.  It was after I won 3 PSone games by collecting cards hidden around the area.


Naturally, I was pretty happy, so I started dancing in front of the PS4 logo.

This only lasted a few seconds.

I then went and did a powerful pose in front of the Knack statue.


I tried to take a picture of the TV, but apparently you can't do that.


So instead I made a pose to attract the opposite sex.


It worked, and this girl sat admiring me for several minutes.

The rainbow-haired fucktard took forever to leave, but he ran off once I gave him a piece of my mind.

Then this idiot tried to steal my girl, and I showed him why that's a bad idea.

Deciding she was more trouble than she was worth, I left to explore my options.

...And I found this creepy bastard!


I decided to follow him around a bit...

He stayed next to the giant vita for a while.
 
I eventually found someone who looked even gayer than my character dancing.

So naturally I danced with him.

This lasted for several dances.

The guy in the red got confused and ran away.

We continued.


This girl was impressed at my skill, so I did a little dance for her.


But it did not last, as the creepy bunny guy ran past us!

I followed him, and scolded him for his actions.

After that, I relaxed for a little while with my pet Sweet Tooth.

I won him with the PSone games.

...But apparently a little peace was too much to ask for, cause this creepy wabbit was still around.

I told him to talk to the hand.

After that, I hit the dance floor with another couple of guys.

The guy hidden in front of me was doing some crazy break-dancing.  I guess he bought the DLC or something.

Unfortunately, it didn't last long.  This idiot returned with a vengeance!

I tried to save the girl from him, but she just quit the game.

Look at this idiot...


At this point I realized I was being watched...

My enemy had kept his eye on me this whole time!

I decided to fight like a man, by attracting more women!

This girl was so impressed, she texted all her friends!

But then...  I found this angry looking fellow.

Deciding he was dangerous, I promptly ran off, and continued my quest for attraction.

This girl seemed fond of me, so I promptly snapped a photo of her boobs.

This apparently really excited her, cause she left a few seconds later.

But, Oh no!  The bunny was unhappy about my success, and took it out on my poor pet Sweet Tooth.

That disgusting monster...

Refusing to bring myself down to his level, I went back to my crib.


This is my picture frame.

You can't see it, but I put the boobs picture on it.

This is a table I won from an earlier event, and a few accessories I also won.


Here are my little pet Goldfish.


Here's my PSPGo that I won, plus some little anime dude.


A few snacks...


Just me posing with the White Knight.

RIP WKC servers..

A bit more of my stuff.


Some delicious chinese food.

After this, I decided to redecorate, using some of the stuff I had won earlier.

Here you can see my little pile of PS4s, and some LBP bushes along with a tree.


Close up of the PS4s...


Here's my PSone and controller that I unlocked.

Unfortunately, I do not have a TV.

Here's some more stuff.

Knack fell down while I was placing other stuff...

Here are some seasonal stockings, for when Sandy comes, and my little photographer Sackboy.


Here I have Chris Redfield, which I won from playing RE5, and two trophies for being a part of private betas.


This is just some boulder I have for some reason, with an anime picture frame on top.

Poor Knack, stuck in the corner.

Feeling bad, I picked him up and placed him next to my trophies.



And that marks the end of my exciting PS Home adventure.  I hope you had as much fun reading about it, as I had experiencing it.



Not sure if these are multi-use, but here are my vouchers (they expire soon):
Destruction Derby: 2T6C-A9NJ-JD9A
Warhawk: 6AGA-TAN9-M5CN
Twisted Metal: JPF8-H7NA-RBNQ

That little Sweet Tooth truck is adorable. I want one.

The best comic I've ever read. Fuckin' PS Home is full of cock blockers. Cnuts!

Lol Home is so dog shit

Does PS4 have Home?

Hilarious! Love that wabbit XD

But I gotta say, this makes me wish Vita had its own version of Playstation Home. Looks like tons of random time-wasting fun!

Also is that angry looking dude a MINOTAUR?!

Sawed-Off_Orc wrote:

Hilarious! Love that wabbit XD

But I gotta say, this makes me wish Vita had its own version of Playstation Home. Looks like tons of random time-wasting fun!

Also is that angry looking dude a MINOTAUR?!

wat

Need more.

Mecha wrote:

Does PS4 have Home?

Would be a mistake if Sony wasted their time with Home on PS4. That's not an answer to your question, I'm just saying it'd be a mistake.

CernaMLD wrote:

That little Sweet Tooth truck is adorable. I want one.

They're pretty easy to get. You just have to look at a giant Vita, then run around collecting cards.

Sawed-Off_Orc wrote:

Hilarious! Love that wabbit XD

But I gotta say, this makes me wish Vita had its own version of Playstation Home. Looks like tons of random time-wasting fun!

Also is that angry looking dude a MINOTAUR?!

I'm pretty sure it was a minotaur, not sure from what though. Knowing home, it was probably a freebie from some launch event. The rabbit pretty much just ran around looking creepy all night.

Home gets bashed a lot, but it's definitely fun to go on during events like these. There's always a few free gifts, and minigames to play.

Yeah, plus pimpin out your crib looks cool when you have all that gaming shizz

epic pics. Your character looks like a tool, LOL

Duke wrote:

Your character looks like a tool, LOL

Thanks. I got the outfit as a Wal-Mart exclusive bonus that came with AC Brotherhood. The mask I bought separately for 29 cents.

The minotaur looked like the ones from God of War III.

Makes me want to go back into home, but not going to happen.