"'Merry Christmas' Offends Me!"

Hey Everyone,

First of all, Merry Christmas!  Now stay still as the Railgun shoves the oppressive force of my Christmas cake down your tight, moist throat without even having the decency of using lubrication.


Since most of the people I know irl are white, suburban SJWs, people will get angry at me a lot for saying "Merry Christmas" because it's offensive to Jews, Muslims, Sikhs, Hindus, Buddhists, atheists, and all other religions and people that are not Christian.  It makes them feel excluded by society, since I am supporting the notion that this is a Christian country, and we celebrate false Christian holidays with our 'Christmas Trees' and well-wishing greetings of joy.  As a modern-day society, we should stop celebrating our holidays according to our family traditions, and limit ourselves to using generic greetings and names like "Happy Holidays" and "Holiday Tree" to avoid offending anyone.  
 
Also, to go the extra mile in ensuring no oppressed minority feels offended, we should remind people saying "Christmas" that the holiday they grew up with, and see as a family tradition, is a Pagan holiday forbidden by the bible, not a possible date of birth for their religious icon, and that any aristic representation observing the holiday from their religious perspective is false due to geographical reasons.  So, what do you guys think?

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@Angelus Ah yes, Misaka Mikoto. The ultimate tsundere. She's forcing me against my will to eat some cake. But, I don't want any cake, and I'm not even hungry.

Happy Hanukkah guys. Now, sing-along with Adam Sandler in his glorious Chanukkah holiday song. From the classic SNL sketch made in 1994. Enjoy! חֲנֻכָּה

Had to change my IP because the video's not available in Japan.

You are using a Japan-based IP address?

It's true. I don't feel offended and I don't see why people should feel offended.

All my life I have said Merry Christmas even though I'm not Christian. I don't see how it can make you feel excluded unless you make it that way yourself.

Archduke wrote:

You are using a Japan-based IP address?

It varies, right now I'm using a German one, but I'll probably change back since imgur doesn't work with my german IPs

I'm a staunch ISIS memeber but I'm not offended by merry Christmas

I'm an atheist. But i say merry christmas because it's tradition. If you are offended by that, then good, you're a sissy bitch who needs to grow some damn skin. Tired of the pussification sjw's try to enforce on everyone else.

This entire thread offends my non-white background and my vagina