What if G7 did a E3 coverage?

Orion interviews Activision about the new Call of Duty Title

Orion: I had sex with a girl last night but my dick is pretty small so we did anal instead.
CoD developer: ... okay
Orion: Do you think rape is ok?
CoD developer: errr... no
Orion: There is nothing wrong with rape. You only stick your dick in a women's vagina for a couple of minutes and it's over


2Sugoi2die interviews Naughty Dog

ND: This is Uncharted 4 for the PlayStation 4
2Sugoi2Die: Oh it is a new movie?
ND: No, it is a game
2Sugoi2Die: So it is actually going to have gameplay this time?
ND: Have you even played any of the Uncharted games?
2Sugoi2Die: I watched all 3 movies, I usually don't like western dogshit.


Shigdig interviews Square Enix

Shigdig: So this is a brand new IP right?
SE: Yes, this is a new JRPG coming to both PS4 and Xbox One!
Shigdig: Can I waifu any of the girls in this game?
SE: No
Shigdig: Any lolis?
SE: No
Shigdig: With guns?
SE: No...
Shigdig: And you expect this game to sell?


Teckno and Alan playing the newest Mass Effect demo

Teckno: *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*
Alan: *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*

Made me lol, but I just want to clarify I have had vaginal sex since then. I'd probably let the guy know as well.

Man in like 6 or 7 years we should all go to E3 together, maybe Rambo could even bring his brother.

This was great.

Mecha and Rocksteady Studios

Rocksteady: Batman Arkham Knight is going to be the best Batman gave we have released.
Mecha: But is is true to the comics?

Teckno and EA:



The end.

Jack & Sony

Jack: So when are you guys doing a Smurfs video game so I can play as Papa Smurf?
Sony: Ummm...