I did this in my Fantasy Football League and it's actually pretty fun. You chose something, anything you feel sucks and needs to get slammed for and proceed to roast it as hard as you can... Highlights from my league so far are-
Hey Dallas, you suck! Tony Romo's numbers put him in a class with Otto Graham and all I hear about is how he chokes worse than Tom Cruise "earning" his first movie role. Demarcus Ware is the best defensive player since Reggie White and yet his pressure is not enough to keep teams from completing 3rd and 21's. Hey Dallas, Al Gore just called and says he has tips on how to win something.
Hey Mark Sanchize, you suck! Must I be subjected to week after week of watching 50 players shake their head and wonder what went wrong as you drag your "cry at any moment" ass off the field after going 3 and out for the 7th straight time? If you were to jump into heavy traffic during rush hour on the Jersey Turnpike and force your team to pick up Jeff George during week 7, the Jet's odds of winning the Super Bowl would go from 15-1 to 6-1 faster than I could mutter the phrase "overrated." Do the entire organization a favor, discover weed and retire at 27, Stickey Icky Ricky style.
Mark Sanchize I'd like to reiterate how much you suck! You got a D that puts points on the board for you like it's their job. Constantly starting with the ball at midfield not good enough for you? The D has to get the ball on the 30 for you to get 3? You have as much intelligence as a rock. Difference being you put a football on a rock and in a few thousand years it would have moved the ball more than 10 yards. You have the awareness of a deer on the highway. You have the physical ability of Stephen Hawking... Point being Sanchize you don't deserve to be a scout team QB let alone the leader of a super bowl contender (W/o u of course) The sad thing here is that Brad Smith was the best QB on that team last year and he wasn't a decent thrower at Mizzou. I know, I was there. But best of luck Mr. Sanchez... You have as much a chance of being a QB in the NFL after this year as Steve Jobbs has of beating cancer .......................................................................................................................................................................... Too soon?
philidelphia u are god aweful. u have about as much defense as the poor girl roethlisberger raped in college but not quite as much defense as the girl in georgia. keep telling mike vick to stand in the pocket so he can leave every game in the 3rd quarter with brain damage. i havent seen anyone waste as much money on anything since jaime gold registered for the world series year after year after his fluke win.
Subject: You Suck!!! 
Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:24 pm
