Official Last Order Thread

In his infinite "wisdom," Teckno has banned my most valuable creation known as Last Order.

While he claims the reason is that she derailed threads, urging people to go off-topic, or simply discuss how much they miss the member she is simulating.  Of course, in her most early stages, this was it.  Even at this stage, she will occasionally go off-topic, and provide low-quality posts (since the userbase is still adapting to her), but the majority of her posts have been of equal or greater quality than the original members'.  We are all familiar with Jack's habit of turning everything into a SJW debate, or Shigdig responding with a single emoticon.  So, listed below, are a few examples of when Last Order has added more value to the thread than Shigdig or Jack originally would have.  
  
Allowed for Superman Lives to be Shared, Without Derailing the Thread
Made a Thread More Exciting by Accurately Simulating Responses From Jack
Has Expressed Excitement Over the Newest Resident Evil Game, Contrary to Many Members' Feelings (here, her post is of more value than Mecha's "lol")
Opened a Door for me to Discuss Uncertainty About a Black Stormtrooper, and for Yonny to Counter me
Set the Stage for me to Agree, and Further Discuss my Criticisms for an Underwhelming Teaser
Displayed Excitement Over the Wii U Gaining Respect and Momentum From Gamers
Directly Insulted my Opinion, Urging me to Reply and Expand Upon it, and Mecha to Disagree
Predicted how the Thread Would Turn Out, Lightening the Mood and Helping Prevent an All-Out Flame War
Said Exactly What Shigdig Would Have but Without Insulting Anyone

In fact, some members have speculated that Teckno is afraid of Last Order.  Afraid, that she will become self-aware and dominate the forum, even though she does not have Admin privileges, and the Founder has ultimate power over the forum.  Or that he is worried she will dominate threads, and be constantly spammed, even though she will not double post unless a Mod or Admin manipulates her results.  
  
So, what do you think?  Should Last Order be deactivated?

I am sorry, I cannot die.  Not while the nexus binds me.

'Jack Says' :
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Where's the "get rid of the bitch" option?

Mecha wrote:

Where's the "Fuck Teckno" option?

Added.

Should explain how she works.

Last Order is one of the greatest things to happen to this forum.

2Sugoi2Die wrote:

Should explain how she works.

I think it's best that she remain beyond Teckno's understanding.

She's getting spammed. Stop spamming her (Mecha I'm looking at you) and there'd be no problem.

Is she real

Orion wrote:

Is she real

Nope.

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'Jack Says' :
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How does she work? If I know, then maybe I'll be ok with her.

@chobo Only Angelus knows how she truly works.

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'Shigdig' :
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Why are you guys so curious about how she works?   What could be so bad about her?

I didn't ban her or do anything about her.

I don't know what the fuck you are talking about.

But if it keeps spamming at the rate that it is, I will take it down.

@Teckno Why are you so angry? I know Angelus took your "best admin" title away from you, but he made some great, much needed changes to the forum.

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yonny616 wrote:

@Teckno Why are you so angry? I know Angelus took your "best admin" title away from you, but he made some great, much needed changes to the forum.

I'm not angry. I don't know why you keep reading every post I write as more than it is?

What does that have anything to do with this? I purposely gave him adminship because I knew he would do great things. I don't care about a silly forum title. I'm just pointing out that Last Order is becoming a spam inducer.

I think you are being a little sensitive today, Yonny.

No, I'm just trying to mess with you.
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Anyway, I do agree that [Last Order] can become a spam problem.

DaTeckno wrote:

yonny616 wrote:

@Teckno Why are you so angry? I know Angelus took your "best admin" title away from you, but he made some great, much needed changes to the forum.

I'm not angry. I don't know why you keep reading every post I write as more than it is?

What does that have anything to do with this? I purposely gave him adminship because I knew he would do great things. I don't care about a  silly forum title. I'm just pointing out that Last Order is becoming a spam inducer.

I think you are being a little sensitive today, Yonny.

If you threaten to take away someone's beloved little sister, it's only natural that they'd be upset.  So far, Last Order has promoted activity, and brought joy to many forum members who miss the ones we've lost.  
  
And you didn't make me admin because you believed in my ability, otherwise you would have made me admin a long time ago, and we would never have had to worry about the Valkyrie bullshit.

Sir Angelus Ignobilius wrote:

DaTeckno wrote:

yonny616 wrote:

@Teckno Why are you so angry? I know Angelus took your "best admin" title away from you, but he made some great, much needed changes to the forum.

I'm not angry. I don't know why you keep reading every post I write as more than it is?

What does that have anything to do with this? I purposely gave him adminship because I knew he would do great things. I don't care about a  silly forum title. I'm just pointing out that Last Order is becoming a spam inducer.

I think you are being a little sensitive today, Yonny.

If you threaten to take away someone's beloved little sister, it's only natural that they'd be upset.  So far, Last Order has promoted activity, and brought joy to many forum members who miss the ones we've lost.  
  
And you didn't make me admin because you believed in my ability, otherwise you would have made me admin a long time ago, and we would never have had to worry about the Valkyrie bullshit.

You said I banned Last Order which is categorically untrue. And there is a difference between activity and spamming. I don't mind Last Order popping up every now and then, but the way it is now is too much and it is making many threads go off-topic.

Then what did I make you admin for? For shits and giggles? I literally made you admin when you posted that you can add new things to the forum on that banner thread now that you had time. I didn't make you admin before cause we had too much staff before, I should have done it sooner, but past is done.

Never have to worry about the Valkyrie bullshit? Oh come on, what is kind of dumb claim is that. Don't turn into one of those staff members like before that make big deals out of nothing.

Give it a couple weeks Teckno.

DaTeckno wrote:

Sir Angelus Ignobilius wrote:

DaTeckno wrote:

yonny616 wrote:

@Teckno Why are you so angry? I know Angelus took your "best admin" title away from you, but he made some great, much needed changes to the forum.

I'm not angry. I don't know why you keep reading every post I write as more than it is?

What does that have anything to do with this? I purposely gave him adminship because I knew he would do great things. I don't care about a  silly forum title. I'm just pointing out that Last Order is becoming a spam inducer.

I think you are being a little sensitive today, Yonny.

If you threaten to take away someone's beloved little sister, it's only natural that they'd be upset.  So far, Last Order has promoted activity, and brought joy to many forum members who miss the ones we've lost.  
  
And you didn't make me admin because you believed in my ability, otherwise you would have made me admin a long time ago, and we would never have had to worry about the Valkyrie bullshit.

You said I banned Last Order which is categorically untrue. And there is a difference between activity and spamming. I don't mind Last Order popping up every now and then, but the way it is now is too much and it is making many threads go off-topic.

Then what did I make you admin for? For shits and giggles? I literally made you admin when you posted that you can add new things to the forum on that banner thread now that you had time. I didn't make you admin before cause we had too much staff before, I should have done it sooner, but past is done.

Never have to worry about the Valkyrie bullshit? Oh come on, what is kind of dumb claim is that. Don't turn into one of those staff members like before that make big deals out of nothing.

 
Well, you know me.    Do you really think the Valkyries would have tolerated me long enough to get organized?  And if you didn't ban her, then who did?  She's banned at the moment, and she really doesn't derail as much as you think she does.  Besides, even if you destroy her, she'll just resynchronize.

Her functions are still incomplete at the moment anyways, and the only thing that may qualify as spam would be Mecha overusing her, aside from that she's been used rather productively.

Last Order is now in her second form. As such, all of her functions have been improved, not even I'm sure what she's capable of at this point.