Fox News Is At It AGAIN!

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[segment begins]

Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Now that we’ve uncovered that this game Dark Soul is the reason for the Craigslist killing, what else has this game done to our society?

Steve Doocy: It’s a good question because for so many years, we never knew this game existed. Now that we do, it seems like the perfect answer as to why video games are ruining America.

Brian Kilmeade: Well, look closely at the title. It has dark right in the name. Clearly this game has some racial overtones that probably has inspired a lot of video game playing racists. It really speaks to how out of touch gamers truly are.

Doocy: Video games like this one is exactly why racism is alive today in America.

Hasselbeck: Again, it’s another Japanese-made video game trying to pollute the minds of young Americans. It just shows how everyone wants to undermine America in any way possible.

Kilmeade: That is a very good point.

Hasselbeck: Thank you. I know.

Doocy: To reiterate, I have not heard of this game until a few minutes ago, but this looks like Grand Theft Auto times a million from what I can tell. We have to give some credit to Grand Theft Auto because despite it promoting violence, it never promoted cult violence.

Hasselbeck: Cult racism, cult violence, it never ends with these video games. We all thought Mario was fun and games until Mario became a dark soul and started killing people.

Kilmeade: Now look here.

[Kilmeade gestures to footage from the game]

Kilmeade: Apparently, you are able to invade other people’s games and kill them. You essentially kill people in a place that is supposed to be safe. This sounds a lot like a school shooting, does it not?

Doocy: I know children love these video games, but they’re too young to understand what’s going on so I don’t blame them. Then all of a sudden, some gamer comes in with a weapon and kills them. Yes, it sounds exactly like a school shooting and it has probably inspired all of these shootings that we hear about.

Hasselbeck: They get that first virtual taste and then they go after the real thing. It’s so sad how many lives were taken because of this Dark game. Shame on the creators.

Kilmeade: It’s unfortunate that these sick people are all in Japan. There’s no international law that will get them, right?

Doocy: I think we need to do some more research.

Hasselbeck: So tell us your thoughts on Dark Soul. Should the creators face the death penalty for making this game?

http://www.p4rgaming.com/fox-news-confident-dark-souls-is-the-cause-of-most-school-shootings-and-racism-in-america/

The death penalty? What?!

Edit: The article is satire apperantly. Good laugh though and sounds like something fox would say.

Stopped watching at 30 seconds.

>Says she started killing 6 years ago
>Blames Dark Souls which was released in 2011

Go home FOX. You're still drunk.

Okay, we all know the transcript isn't real, yes? Just making sure. Anyways, this is nothing we haven't seen before. No reason to get worked up over it.

G7 libtards mindlessly attacking Fox again

Jack the Spectre wrote:

Okay, we all know the transcript isn't real, yes? Just making sure. Anyways, this is nothing we haven't seen before. No reason to get worked up over it.

I thought it was real when I first started it, then thought to myself of course not, then remembered it is Fox News, then saw your post, then realised it was fake.   

Move along people. Nothing to see.

"on playstation and other err...kind of...urr...video..type .. things..."

I should become a serial killer.

With all my trophies, I doubt anyone would blame me. It'd obviously be because I've played many dark games with killing.

Elizabeth Hasselbeck ughhhhh.

And Brain Kilmeade..... JESUS that man is UGGHHHHHHHHHHHH. Kilmeade is so fucking stupid.

Shut up, Rambo. Fox sucks! Don't know how anyone could find them amusing in the slightest.

It's fake, Duke.

Yeah, I know. xD

Felt like posting it anyway because it sounds something that Fox would do. Still, the satire in this article is top notch. I give whoever made it props, it sounds like something The Onion would publish onto their website.

Mecha wrote:

Shut up, Rambo. Fox sucks! Don't know how anyone could find them amusing in the slightest.

wat.

RamboOnRedBull wrote:

Mecha wrote:

Shut up, Rambo. Fox sucks! Don't know how anyone could find them amusing in the slightest.

wat.

lol, I have no idea what I was on at that time.  

Fox: DiCaprio, da Vinci, sounds Italian to me!

Teckno wrote:

Fox: DiCaprio, da Vinci, sounds Italian to me!

The funny part isn't the mistake he makes, the funny part is how serious he looks when he says it, lol.

Female serial killer FUCK YEAH! EQUALITY! FEMALE EMPOWERMENT FOR THE FUCKING WIN!!

I was so sick of all these fucking MEN always being the depraved serial killer but finally some progress.