I am so incredibly ashamed of myself

So I don't get how this works. Do I cut off my bollocks or do they just disappear naturally?

They shrink with every episode. From my experience after 20 animu episodes it should be totally gone.

Don't pay for expensive sex change surgeries scams, this is much better.

Lucky there's no episodes here. Only pages. How many pages do I need to read before they disperse?

Well since you are in physical contact with the faggotry of manga, it's hormonal changes are much more powerful. Half way through the book you should be totally women.