Hulk vs. Superman

Superman speed lets him take this, just like how he beats Batman no matter how much prep he has, there's nothing you can do against lightspeed.

Superman wins on all basis.

Hulk is green with envy over Superman's powers.

Ha, a faggot dressed in spandex with his underwear over his trousers, gay red boots and a gay arse cape against a 9 foot tall, bare chested and bare footed beast! He could destroy superman with his pinky.

Sawed-Off_Orc wrote:

Ha, a faggot dressed in spandex with his underwear over his trousers, gay red boots and a gay arse cape against a 9 foot tall, bare chested and bare footed beast! He could destroy superman with his pinky.

Doesn't Superman have all of Hulk's powers except Superman can also fly, shoot lasers out of his eyes, see through objects, and breathe ice cold air? Plus he's always like that; when Hulk isn't Hulk he's a regular guy, but Superman is always Superman even when he's not Superman.

At least Superman wasn't nearly raped by gay men




But in temrs of badass? Hulk is MUCH more badass

^ HAHAHA never read that one. Must have been during the "gays are evil sons of the devil, rapists and paedophiles and spread gay diseases" era

It's not rape if you want it.

They actually done an issue of Hulk where Hulk's close friend dies of AIDS and he's sat there next to him in the hospital

Now that I think about it, Hulk is the one with another man inside of him, so he's pretty much gayer than Superman.

Yeah well Hulk doesn't wear gay ass tights and shit. Hulk also doesn't snap necks like a pussy, he eats them or pummels them to death. It's okay for Daredevil to wear tights because he's blind.

@Orion You're right he doesn't. He wears gay tight ass purple shorts.

Gay? Ok sure, that explains when i wear my purple hulk replica pants i always get laid by super models

Hulk, because I like Hulk. Any superhero in spandex generates an instant dislike for me.