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Stature : 173 England Playing : Pokemon Omega Ruby
| Subject: PSVita is for girls Thu Jan 03, 2013 10:08 am | |
| Isn't it already obvious? Look at the Assassins Creed franchise, every single game featuring a male protagonist. Suddenly a Vita game puts you in the shoes (or should I say high heels) of a woman! The first game in the series to do so. Then there's one of it's best exclusives Gravity Rush. Oh what's the protagonist? A female. Then you have games like Hatsune Miku Project Diva.... well, nuff said right? And more recently, Persona 4: Dancing All Night. Yeah you read that right. DANCING. Who likes dancing? Girls and homos. That's who. "but noez we got uncharted" say the Vita fanboys...or should I say fangirls? Gaycharted more like. Uncharted is for women, the same way Tomb Raider was for men to stare at Lara Croft's tight ass. Uncharted is all about the female gaze. The only reason people play it is to jump into lakes so you can see Nate's tight clothes sticking to his body. It doesn't just stop at Vita, it seems to be a universal thing for Sony. From time to time a manly game from a AAA franchise comes to the system, be it Call of Duty or Resistance... and then it is overcome by a load of hate and hissing, because everyone who plays the Vita is a woman "Too many guns, not enough cocks""Sorely lacking an "undress the male protagonist" feature""This is too difficult, how am I supposed to play this?"And violent/sports games like Supremacy MMA are also suffering from extremely negativity and bad reviews. "I was expecting yaoi but all I got was violence, disgusting, how can you let kids play this"
"So much for 'unrestricted', I couldn't even take off their shorts"
"How do you play this?"
"This is why I hate games"One game that was well received is called "Touch my katamari". Katamari is Japanese for "copulatory organ", so due to censorship issues I cannot post a picture of but I think you get a good idea about what it is about from the name itself. Another is A-Men.... I don't even want to reveal what the "A" stands for. Then there are many games focused on men's genitals, such as "metal gear solid". What do you think this gear it refers to is? And why is it solid, you ask? And there is a game called "WipeOut". I'm not sure what it's about, but seeing as it is a woman's game on a woman's system I reckon it might have something to do with cleaning surfaces around the household. There's even a game called "Lord of the Rings" ... which naturally is a game about jewelry. And don't even get me started on the game "Puddle" which is about a certain time of the month. Furthermore, Anita Sarkeesian declared war on sexism in gaming and attacked all the major consoles and hundreds of games, but she never once attacked the Vita or any of Vita's games. Why do you think that is? I don't really need to say much more on the matter, I believe you have a good idea of this system's demographic. And if you are a man and own this system you are obviously a gay. There is no doubt about it. You are either a female or a cock munching gay homo.
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Mecha Certified IGN Reposter
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| Subject: Re: PSVita is for girls Thu Jan 03, 2013 10:14 am | |
| Obvious flamebait is obvious. | |
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Orc Post-Game Enemy
Stature : 173 England Playing : Pokemon Omega Ruby
| Subject: Re: PSVita is for girls Thu Jan 03, 2013 10:16 am | |
| What you think I was trying to disguise that? | |
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| Subject: Re: PSVita is for girls Thu Jan 03, 2013 10:17 am | |
| You mean for people who are fabulous! |
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Mecha Certified IGN Reposter
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| Subject: Re: PSVita is for girls Thu Jan 03, 2013 10:22 am | |
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Orc Post-Game Enemy
Stature : 173 England Playing : Pokemon Omega Ruby
| Subject: Re: PSVita is for girls Thu Jan 03, 2013 5:57 pm | |
| How does fabulous come into this? Are you just trying to hide the fact that you're cock munching homosex? | |
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Mecha Certified IGN Reposter
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| Subject: Re: PSVita is for girls Thu Jan 03, 2013 6:07 pm | |
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| Subject: Re: PSVita is for girls Thu Jan 03, 2013 6:19 pm | |
| are you just jelly because you dont have the superior homo system? |
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Orc Post-Game Enemy
Stature : 173 England Playing : Pokemon Omega Ruby
| Subject: Re: PSVita is for girls Thu Jan 03, 2013 6:20 pm | |
| I'm surprised how open all of you are about your sexuality | |
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Mecha Certified IGN Reposter
Stature : 194
| Subject: Re: PSVita is for girls Thu Jan 03, 2013 6:34 pm | |
| Hey, if playing the Vita makes me gay then so be it. :fuckthat:
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yonny616 Post-Game Enemy
Stature : 187 Earth Playing : The Last of Us. Watching : The Flash.
| Subject: Re: PSVita is for girls Thu Jan 03, 2013 9:04 pm | |
| Oh is the big bad wolf mad that a 3DS is just a normal DS, while the PSVita is an actual upgrade from the PSP. :truestory: | |
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Jack the Spectre Post-Game Enemy
Stature : 309 New York Playing : With myself
| Subject: Re: PSVita is for girls Thu Jan 03, 2013 9:27 pm | |
| - yonny616 wrote:
- Oh is the big bad wolf mad that a 3DS is just a normal DS, while the PSVita is an actual upgrade from the PSP.
Yet I don't see you denying that Vita is for girls. | |
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yonny616 Post-Game Enemy
Stature : 187 Earth Playing : The Last of Us. Watching : The Flash.
| Subject: Re: PSVita is for girls Thu Jan 03, 2013 9:53 pm | |
| I couldn't care less, 3DS has it shares of "girl games". | |
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Jack the Spectre Post-Game Enemy
Stature : 309 New York Playing : With myself
| Subject: Re: PSVita is for girls Thu Jan 03, 2013 11:06 pm | |
| Like that one game "Yonny is Butthurt 3D." | |
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yonny616 Post-Game Enemy
Stature : 187 Earth Playing : The Last of Us. Watching : The Flash.
| Subject: Re: PSVita is for girls Fri Jan 04, 2013 12:30 am | |
| :wat: You can do better, Jack. You were voted funniest member for a reason. | |
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Jack the Spectre Post-Game Enemy
Stature : 309 New York Playing : With myself
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yonny616 Post-Game Enemy
Stature : 187 Earth Playing : The Last of Us. Watching : The Flash.
| Subject: Re: PSVita is for girls Fri Jan 04, 2013 1:43 am | |
| A 'mom' joke? So generic. Who ever voted Jack must have never listened to a good Joke. | |
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Jack the Spectre Post-Game Enemy
Stature : 309 New York Playing : With myself
| Subject: Re: PSVita is for girls Fri Jan 04, 2013 1:49 am | |
| The joke isn't about your mom . . . | |
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| Subject: Re: PSVita is for girls Fri Jan 04, 2013 2:12 am | |
| - yonny616 wrote:
- A 'mom' joke? So generic. Who ever voted Jack must have never listened to a good Joke.
He was making fun of you, he called you a bad joke. |
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yonny616 Post-Game Enemy
Stature : 187 Earth Playing : The Last of Us. Watching : The Flash.
| Subject: Re: PSVita is for girls Fri Jan 04, 2013 2:25 am | |
| Oh... well thanks for clarifying. :poker:
Toxic, why are your words so small?
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| Subject: Re: PSVita is for girls Fri Jan 04, 2013 2:34 am | |
| ^^^
toxic thinks little of you |
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yonny616 Post-Game Enemy
Stature : 187 Earth Playing : The Last of Us. Watching : The Flash.
| Subject: Re: PSVita is for girls Fri Jan 04, 2013 2:59 am | |
| Well thanks for clearing that up, Shig.
If that's the best they have, then I'm disappointed. :truestory: | |
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Orc Post-Game Enemy
Stature : 173 England Playing : Pokemon Omega Ruby
| Subject: Re: PSVita is for girls Fri Jan 04, 2013 7:26 am | |
| - TheCinemaJack wrote:
- yonny616 wrote:
- Oh is the big bad wolf mad that a 3DS is just a normal DS, while the PSVita is an actual upgrade from the PSP.
Yet I don't see you denying that Vita is for girls. What I find most funny is that he doesn't recognize satire. | |
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yonny616 Post-Game Enemy
Stature : 187 Earth Playing : The Last of Us. Watching : The Flash.
| Subject: Re: PSVita is for girls Fri Jan 04, 2013 12:31 pm | |
| I find it funny is that you seem to care too much about the PSVita and the protagonist of its games instead of going and playing your 3DS.
If the PSVita is for girls because it has girls as protagonist in some games, then 3DS is for children because it's Nintendo. :fuckthat: | |
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Orc Post-Game Enemy
Stature : 173 England Playing : Pokemon Omega Ruby
| Subject: Re: PSVita is for girls Fri Jan 04, 2013 12:57 pm | |
| - yonny616 wrote:
- I find it funny is that you seem to care too much about the PSVita and the protagonist of its games instead of going and playing your 3DS.
If the PSVita is for girls because it has girls as protagonist in some games, then 3DS is for children because it's Nintendo. :fuckthat: Oh god I can't believe you still haven't realized this is satire. The joke is truly on you here. By the way not playing my 3DS? Lets look at the games I got in the span of about 3 weeks and the hours I've clocked in. Spider-man: 10 hours Lego Harry potter: 8 hours Street Fighter 4: 12 hours Metal Gear Solid: 32 hours (admittedly I accidentally left it on when charging so you can subtract several hours) Kingdom Hearts 3D: 20 hours I also took Ocarina of Time from 60 hours to 70 hours and Mariokart 7 from 24 to 32 hours. I hardly think I'm depriving my 3DS here :) | |
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