Why Tobey Maguire SUCKED as Spider-Man

1. Doesn't look like Peter Parker

2. Not wise-cracking enough.

3. Not smart enough.

4. No web-shooters.

5. Too much of an emo crybaby.

6. Too obsessed with Mary Jane.

7. Walked away from a victim who was getting beat up instead of saving him, in Spider-Man 2.

8. He's not a very good actor.

9. His suit looked too expensive for a poor teenager to make.

10. His voice is too wimpy. Doesn't sound like Peter Parker at all.

You know... Its a comic book... people doesnt have voices in comic books... Just saying.

True. But in most adaptations like the cartoons and video games, they all sound similar.



Well you get the point.

5. Too much of an emo crybaby.

Genuinely lold

You lol'd, yet you still gave me a dislike. Gee, I thought you said you weren't taking this seriously.

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