Females.... -_______________-

So, I've been working on a project at school, where we would need to create a product, with a subject in mind.

So, for example; My subject is about "Abduction", and I now need to create a product that supports the subject, like a documentary film or a webside.

After beeing sick for the first 2 days, I created about 3-5 pages about the stories of Madeleine McCann, Charles Augustus Lindbergh, Junior and Natascha Kampusch.

Oh, yeah, did I mention the part where my group consists entirely of FEMALES?!

Now, this wouldn't be a problem, usually that is. But after having translated EVERYTHING from English to Danish, one of the girls in my group were "sick", which resulted in her not coming to school. Yet, she still managed to stay on Facebook all day....

And the other one, whatever-her-name-was, was looking up videos on Youtube about TAYLOR LAUTNER AND THE FUCKING CRAP FILM KNOWN AS "ABDUCTION". Not only that, but also, she even suggested, I mean REALLY FUCKING SUGGESTED, that we use the film in our project as a way to show people how bad of a crime it is......

What is this class? Cookery I hope.

Dam_Noir wrote:

What is this class? Cookery I hope.

I don't have classes, since this ain't high-school.

I'm in Mediaschool, where we're learning about....well....media

RamboOnRedBull wrote:

Dam_Noir wrote:

What is this class? Cookery I hope.

I don't have classes, since this ain't high-school.

I'm in Mediaschool, where we're learning about....well....media

Don't read into my comment pal, I was only wondering what excuse they had for not been in the kitchen.

Women are things that are put in this Earth for sexual pleasures and cooking.

Fuck you bitches. You can't just group us all as one. Just because I have a vagina doesn't make me retarded like all the other females. That's like saying all men are duke just because they have the same genitals.

CleverCatchPhrase wrote:

Fuck you bitches. You can't just group us all as one. Just because I have a vagina doesn't make me retarded like all the other females. That's like saying all men are duke just because they have the same genitals.

But...Duke doesn't have genitals

CleverCatchPhrase wrote:

Fuck you bitches. You can't just group us all as one. Just because I have a vagina doesn't make me retarded like all the other females. That's like saying all men are duke just because they have the same genitals.

Did you know that 93% of girls masturbate in the shower and the other 7% sing?

Oh yeah, that's right. We have Women on this forum now. DANG IT! That means we can't make anymore sexist jokes!

Hahaha I was in a group of 4 in school a few months back for a project, we had this girl in our group.Anyways, this project was worth 25% of our grade and we did most of it in class.The girl brought it home to finish the last bit before it was due and never brought it back.Every day she made an excuse why she didnt have it.One weekend it was "well i went swimming this weekend" another was "well my dog threw up this morning".So i had to do the ENTIRE thing over again by myself 3 months later

RamboOnRedBull wrote:

Dam_Noir wrote:

What is this class? Cookery I hope.

I don't have classes, since this ain't high-school.

I'm in Mediaschool, where we're learning about....well....media

Oh me too
well i had a group of only females aswell they didnt do anything except complain that i was working to slow when i told her that she could do it herself she said.. ''no i cant dothat it seems hard'' NO FUCKING SHIT... but females are complicated...if only the kitchen would have something to lock them in...

Arkay wrote:

RamboOnRedBull wrote:

Dam_Noir wrote:

What is this class? Cookery I hope.

I don't have classes, since this ain't high-school.

I'm in Mediaschool, where we're learning about....well....media

Oh me too
well i had a group of only females aswell they didnt do anything except complain that i was working to slow when i told her that she could do it herself she said.. ''no i cant dothat it seems hard'' NO FUCKING SHIT... but females are complicated...if only the kitchen would have something to lock them in...

:Philosoraptor:

i reckon ball and chain would do the trick but then you're a ''sexist'' and have made an ''sexual harrasment''... law these days...

RamboOnRedBull wrote:

CleverCatchPhrase wrote:

Fuck you bitches. You can't just group us all as one. Just because I have a vagina doesn't make me retarded like all the other females. That's like saying all men are duke just because they have the same genitals.

But...Duke doesn't have genitals

A lot of women say they are the best at everything. If that's true, then they should be world-class pros at making me a Sandwich.

Mecha wrote:

CleverCatchPhrase wrote:

Fuck you bitches. You can't just group us all as one. Just because I have a vagina doesn't make me retarded like all the other females. That's like saying all men are duke just because they have the same genitals.

Did you know that 93% of girls masturbate in the shower and the other 7% sing?

I masterbate.

CleverCatchPhrase wrote:

Mecha wrote:

CleverCatchPhrase wrote:

Fuck you bitches. You can't just group us all as one. Just because I have a vagina doesn't make me retarded like all the other females. That's like saying all men are duke just because they have the same genitals.

Did you know that 93% of girls masturbate in the shower and the other 7% sing?

I masterbate.

Oh...

..........

:poker:

^ gay FAGGOT!

Toxicmaniac wrote:

CleverCatchPhrase wrote:

I masterbate.
I masterbate.
I masterbate.
I masterbate.

No, Toxic, we love you.



Almost 5 months or so, thank you, Lykos, for bringing that comment to my attention.

And with that, Lykos is now the undisputed Thread-revival Champion of G7. CONGRATULATIONS!!!

You get a trophy