3000 post confession thread

Welp, just hit 3000 post. It's going to be a confession thread like others before haha.


Every Christmas, I buy my misses a ring and she always gets the impression it is an engagement ring but really I do to see her disappointment when I tell her it's not.

I refuse to give money to my older sister to bail her out of her debts from payday leaners because I figured she not going to learn if I kept bailing her out. I bailed her out twice before. Now she thinks of me as a greedy person who doesn't care about family and blah blah blah.

Anytime I watch the ladyboy scene in the Hangover 2. I think of my cousin...

Think I blown at least $3000 on anime figures in two years.

The original name of Reapers Valkyrie gaming forum was "Fuck off Mecha".

A person who live a cross the road from me tried to verbally abuse on a couple occasions while hiding behind the safety of his screen door. One night, I decided to rip down his screen door and left it on his front yard.

Sometimes, I buy games based on how cute the girls are.

I wear anime shirts out in public, even with my misses. I give no fucks about what other people think.

Once, some dude at work who was turning 18 soon and first thing he wanted to do is to own a porn magazine. I spread the word around fellow employees and everyone bought him porno mags on this birthday.

Bought RoboCop like 12 times.

I'm a proud Fannibal.

People think I look Arabic or Italian, which I am neither.

Ended up going to the girl's restroom drunk once.

Have a brother who is a news reporter.

Have a cousin who is a former president of a country, which I will not name.

sugway wrote:

Also about how I can afford all this weeaboo shit and other stuff. Maybe I'll tell if I hit 3000 post.

Confirmed cocktease.

2Sugoi2Die wrote:

Every Christmas, I buy my misses a ring and she always gets the impression it is an engagement ring but really I do to see her disappointment when I tell her it's not.

Confirmed cunttease, you that afraid of commitment? Though this confession adds a lot of dimension to both you and your miss. How far back does this go? Seems it'd be silly to buy an engagement ring early on, and, if she actually wears them, there's a limit to how many rings can be worn at once.

2Sugoi2Die wrote:

Think I blown at least $3000 on anime figures in two years.

Emphasis on the 'at least'...

Mecha wrote:

Have a cousin who is a former president of a country, which I will not name.

Confirmed Bush relative.

My dad controls a few villages in Bangladesh and his name is pretty feared in his district

Angelus wrote:

Mecha wrote:

Have a cousin who is a former president of a country, which I will not name.

Confirmed Bush relative.

It's funny that you say that, lol! Because I have another cousin that looks like a young George Bush and is currently living in Texas with his family. ._.

I am White. 

That is my confession of the day.

RamboOnRedBull wrote:

I am White. 

That is my confession of the day.

But you're not just any white person. You're Nordic white.

Mecha wrote:

RamboOnRedBull wrote:

I am White. 

That is my confession of the day.

But you're not just any white person. You're Nordic white.

Alright. Second confession of the day:

I am actually American. I live in Mecha's basement.

Mecha wrote:

RamboOnRedBull wrote:

Mecha wrote:

RamboOnRedBull wrote:

I am White. 

That is my confession of the day.

But you're not just any white person. You're Nordic white.

Alright. Second confession of the day:

I am actually American. I live in Mecha's basement.

Of course you're pregnant. It's my child, after all. 

Angelus wrote:

Confirmed Bush relative.

LMAO

Angelus wrote:

sugway wrote:

Also about how I can afford all this weeaboo shit and other stuff. Maybe I'll tell if I hit 3000 post.

Confirmed cocktease.

2Sugoi2Die wrote:

Every Christmas, I buy my misses a ring and she always gets the impression it is an engagement ring but really I do to see her disappointment when I tell her it's not.

Confirmed cunttease, you that afraid of commitment?    Though this confession adds  a lot of dimension to both you and your miss.  How far back does this go?  Seems it'd be silly to buy an engagement ring early on, and, if she actually wears them, there's a limit to how many rings can be worn at once.

2Sugoi2Die wrote:

Think I blown at least $3000 on anime figures in two years.

Emphasis on the 'at least'...

Mecha wrote:

Have a cousin who is a former president of a country, which I will not name.

Confirmed Bush relative.

Completely forgot lol.

I think about 3 years now hahaha. Rings not that expensive since current styles goes out of fashion real quick. Guess another issue is that she is really isn't into jewellery. We have been together for about 5-6 years now so she is my sufficient other.

Marry her.
When my bf proposed to me and we got engaged it was the happiest day of my life.

Orion wrote:

Marry her.
When my bf proposed to me and we got engaged it was the happiest day of my life.

You married Zillah? O.o