Summary of the consoles

System: PS3

Top 4 exclusives:





Best feature: The games.

Most well known character: Giant enemy crab.

Graphics standard: No grass.

Most common fanboy phrase: "blu ray is for real gamers"

Average fanboy:


"You need to get yoself laid bro, I got all these hoes on ma phone, I fuck 10 of em every day"

System: XBOX 360

Top 4 exclusives:





Best feature: HALO

Most well known character: Master Chief


Graphics standard: Has grass.

Most common fanboy phrase: "how can it be worse than ps3 if it has more sales...?"

Average fanboy:


"LOLWUT U GOT NO GAEMZ ... OR SAELZ, HOW DO YA SLEEP AT NIGHT"

System: WII

Top 4 exclusives:





Best feature: The graphics.

Most well known character: Mudkipz


Graphics standard: Good enough for me to fap at princess peach

Most common fanboy phrase: "what is an graphic?"

Average fanboy:


"I shalt rescue the ill-fated princess from the claws of mighty bowser and then we shalt share the bed of love"

System:pc

Top 4 exclusives:





Best features: MAI SPECS

Most well known character: gabe newell


Graphic standards: extreme high if yoo buy an alien ware for only 100000000000000000000$

Most common fanboy phrase: "MODS"

Average fanboy:

MAI MOM CLOSE MAI WOW ACCOUNT WHEN I ALMUST REACHED LVL 80

lol

I think the 360s best feature is grass. W/e just opinion I guess.

This...was OMFG funny.

You should have put Heavy Rain as the first PS3 game .

Alanski wrote:

This...was OMFG funny.

You should have put Heavy Rain as the first PS3 game .

Sorted. And added more stuff.

Come on, give me a + Share da love man

This is LAWL.

:lol!:


Hell Yeah! Heavy Rain is amazing! One of the best games released last year. Very revolutionary and unique.

I'm being serious, btw. IMO Heavy Rain is a truly great game. 2nd best game released last year, only to Red Dead Redemption.

DukemNukem43 wrote:

:lol!:


Hell Yeah! Heavy Rain is amazing! One of the best games released last year. Very revolutionary and unique.

I'm being serious, btw. IMO Heavy Rain is a truly great game. 2nd best game released last year, only to Red Dead Redemption.

I know man. It would probably be one of my favourite games of this gen. It reminds me a bit of old adventure games like broken sword but more linear and cinematic :)

Lykos wrote:

DukemNukem43 wrote:

:lol!:


Hell Yeah! Heavy Rain is amazing! One of the best games released last year. Very revolutionary and unique.

I'm being serious, btw. IMO Heavy Rain is a truly great game. 2nd best game released last year, only to Red Dead Redemption.

I know man. It would probably be one of my favourite games of this gen. It reminds me a bit of old adventure games like broken sword but more linear and cinematic :)

It's also the best games to make jokes about. I make fun of the main characters all the time.

DukemNukem43 wrote:

Lykos wrote:

DukemNukem43 wrote:

:lol!:


Hell Yeah! Heavy Rain is amazing! One of the best games released last year. Very revolutionary and unique.

I'm being serious, btw. IMO Heavy Rain is a truly great game. 2nd best game released last year, only to Red Dead Redemption.

I know man. It would probably be one of my favourite games of this gen. It reminds me a bit of old adventure games like broken sword but more linear and cinematic :)

It's also the best games to make jokes about. I make fun of the main characters all the time.

I lol'd at points where I shouldn't have. Like when you lose the kid and run into random shops shouting JASON!!!!
and also where Jason gets run over (harsh I know lol)
And when Ethan cuts his fingers off.

actually ... I'm a fucking messed up person

Lykos wrote:

DukemNukem43 wrote:

Lykos wrote:

DukemNukem43 wrote:

:lol!:


Hell Yeah! Heavy Rain is amazing! One of the best games released last year. Very revolutionary and unique.

I'm being serious, btw. IMO Heavy Rain is a truly great game. 2nd best game released last year, only to Red Dead Redemption.

I know man. It would probably be one of my favourite games of this gen. It reminds me a bit of old adventure games like broken sword but more linear and cinematic :)

It's also the best games to make jokes about. I make fun of the main characters all the time.

I lol'd at points where I shouldn't have. Like when you lose the kid and run into random shops shouting JASON!!!!
and also where Jason gets run over (harsh I know lol)
And when Ethan cuts his fingers off.

actually ... I'm a fucking messed up person

Well, at least you're not Kendo. *coughRedLightDistrictcough*

DukemNukem43 wrote:

Well, at least you're not Kendo. *coughRedLightDistrictcough*

Also.. the whole "the xbox and ps3 represent teh gaiz hu stawl my gurl!!"

hemad.

I lol'd.

Lmao that was awesome.

I love the graphics thing, but you need to add PC to the mix aswell.

Blixtstorm wrote:

I love the graphics thing, but you need to add PC to the mix aswell.

Agree.

I find your analysis of the Playstation 3 incredibly offensive.

TRF wrote:

I find your analysis of the Playstation 3 incredibly offensive.

Sometimes the most offensive things are ridiculously funny. I nearly choked from laughing so hard.

Kudos Lykos! I was having a bad day and you cheered me up :-).

TRF wrote:

I find your analysis of the Playstation 3 incredibly offensive.

At least they are more fun than playing Halo.

LOL This made my day!

You got them all right. Good job Lykos.

Loool you so got this from me when we were talking on chatbox.

Blixtstorm wrote:

I love the graphics thing, but you need to add PC to the mix aswell.

System:pc

Top 4 exclusives:





Best features: MAI SPECS

Most well known character: gabe newell


Graphic standards: extreme high if yoo buy an alien ware for only 100000000000000000000$

Most common fanboy phrase: "MODS"

Average fanboy:

MAI MOM CLOSE MAI WOW ACCOUNT WHEN I ALMUST REACHED LVL 80

Thanks for the nice comments people :)

And yeah I owe a lot of credit to toxicmaniac who actually gave me most the ideas in the chatbox


@ Reaper, that sounds so messed up lol

Can a mod or admin add toxicmaniac's pc thing to the original post? tis epic