Fox News vs Duke Nukem

Jeremy: Prepare for trouble!
Patrick: Make it double!
Jeremy: To protect our children from violence and sexism!
Patrick: To unite every Video-Game hater within our channel!
Jeremy: To denounce the evils of gaming and fun!
Patrick: To extend our propaganda to the rest of the gaming world!
Jeremy: Jeremy!
Patrick: Patrick!
Jeremy: Fox News, attacking every Video-Game that contains sex and violence at the speed of light!
Patrick: Ban Duke Nukem Forever now or prepare to be attacked!
Jack Thompson: Meowth! That's rig....wait wut!?

Source: Fox News

I, haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttee Fox News. Fucking attention whores.

Ummmmm...fucking attention whores.

Just like girls on facebook

LOL @ the Team Rocket reference


Fox news can suck a dick.

There's never a controversy with these games until Fox News makes one. The last real controversy was with Medal of Honor, and before that, Modern Warfare 2.

Jesus, Fox has to bitch about everything. Speaking of, I bet you Jesus would've loved these games.

Lord Epzaos wrote:

TRF wrote:

There's never a controversy with these games until Fox News makes one. The last real controversy was with Medal of Honor, and before that, Modern Warfare 2.

Jesus, Fox has to bitch about everything. Speaking of, I bet you Jesus would've loved these games.

Don't forget Mass Effect, that was one of their most infamous controversy.

That's what I'm saying. The MW2 and MoH controversies were discussed on more news sources than just Fox. The Mass Effect, Bulletstorm, and now this Duke Nukem controversy are strictly Fox complaining. No one else gives a shit.

I guess when they're not butchering news with their extreme bias, they're going after "offensive" things. Here's a tip, Fox. Just because you, a news station full of ultra-conservative Christians, don't like the content of a RATED M game doesn't mean there's anything really wrong with it.

STFU FOX. Stop reporting on this shit and report on real news. Is this video game hurting anyone? No. Don't want young kids playing it? That's up to the parents.

Channel 9 News is kinda like the Australian version of Fox News. EVERYTHING IS EVIL!

isn't this exactly what Randy Pitchford wanted?

and fox news:

Well they have a point, it's not like Duke Nukem is a mature rated game aimed at the 18 + demographic . . . . . . . . wait a minute. @_@

Herp Derp.

lol... They should really learn the ratings on a game... Kids are not suppose to play games that they cant handle. But trying to ban a game because it could "hurt" kids is bullshit, since the game is most likely getting a 16+ or even 18+ rating.

Nuke Fox News

Stoney wrote:

Well they have a point, it's not like Duke Nukem is a mature rated game aimed at the 18 + demographic . . . . . . . . wait a minute. @_@

Well Duke Nukem isn't "mature" as a game. It's more "teenage boy".

Oh look it's Fox Makes A Big Deal Over Nothing Vol. 35

At first their derp-ness made me rage, but now that they've become so synonymous with terrible that I can't help but laugh. As Reaper said I am most certain this is having the opposite effect. Enjoy the free sales, douk.

why doesn't duke just rip their heads off and shit down their necks?

Pein wrote:

why doesn't duke just rip their heads off and shit down their necks?

Because he's not real....DUHH!!! :)

ArcanaOfB3ast wrote:

Pein wrote:

why doesn't duke just rip their heads off and shit down their necks?

Because he's not real....DUHH!!! :)

thanks for telling me something that i knew


anyway ea and people can fly should congratulate fox news for making more people buy bulletstorm,thats going to happen with duke nukem forever too LOL

It's not even that they're simply getting the name out. They're actually encouraging people to buy it. If you hear about a highly controversial song or movie or video game, won't you listen to the song or watch the movie or play the game just for the sake of curiosity? I know I would.